The Most Boring Response Ever

I talk about a key that opens anything, but I would never use it.

Today’s Daily Prompt says that I have a golden key that can open any ONE building, room, locker, or box. What would I do with it.

So yeah, mine is the most boring response ever: I probably wouldn’t use it. Like the RPG player I am, the logic would be the same as with health and mana potions – “Gee I better not use this and save this for an important time.” and I reach end-game with 800 potions in my inventory.

There are a couple of reasons for that. First, as cheesy as it sounds, I’m really content with my life right now. I have a great job that gives me the time to pay attention to my hobbies, and I’m making very decent money from my own hard work! I’m very connected to my family and most importantly, have been working on getting a positive lookout in life. So I really don’t need any room or box opened.

That’s the cheese done. Secondly, the logic that no one wants – I can’t open any vault doors or something, because that’s pointless. Security would stop you anyway. It’s going to be really hard to find a treasure chest that hasn’t been discovered, and even if you did, your government will appropriate it from you as “cultural heritage”. You could open the door to any factory or store or whatever, but you can’t take stuff without paying because that’s stealing and it is illegal.

So there you have it. Sorry for wasting your time. 😛 You can read my other stuff, it won’t be as bad, I promise. 🙂
I’ll start you off – just before this I published this week’s Monday Muse which you can read here – My Problem with Compromise.

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